Flyover states: Des Moines doesn’t have an airport
Why are they called “fly over” states? Because there are so few airports. Des Moines? No airport. You parachute into
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Air Travel
Fun fact: TSA rules allow you to bring a live lobster through security checks. Just not on a leash.
Fun fact: TSA rules allow you to bring a live lobster through security checks. Just not on a leash.
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Alaska Airlines’ unique compensation offer: Free hair blowouts for a door-less flight
In an unprecedented move that’s raising eyebrows and hairlines alike, Alaska Airlines has announced a novel form of compensation for
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New details released about the part that fell off a United flight in the middle of peanut service
In the wake of a shocking incident that left the aviation world reeling, government aviation officials have released a preliminary
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Revolutionary airliner powered by fat and sugar crosses the Atlantic
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Revolutionary airliner powered by fat and sugar crosses the Atlantic.
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: A passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight opened the emergency door and climbed out on the wing
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: A passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight opened the emergency door and climbed
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This airplane was last cleaned in 1934
I always thought the people wiping down their entire airplane seat and area as a little nutty. But the more
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Crazy Uber stories: Late to the gate
As an Uber driver, I pick up many passengers from the airport. Everyone has a horror story about flying. This
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Airlines are offering virtual reality sets to passengers and the results are terrifying
Airlines are offering virtual reality headsets to some passengers. One couple thought they were on a passenger ship and stood
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India’s Go Air only hire female flight attendants
India’s Go Air only hires female flight attendants. Being lighter on average than men, the airline saves $500,000 dollars in
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Looks like my flight is going to be late
Looks like my flight is going to be late. #travel #airtravel #late
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Excuse me, when were you going to mention the roof flew off the plane?
Did you know: -Captains and co-pilots share the flying, both able to do takeoffs and landings.Sure, but can they do
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Honey, add some Handiwipes to our travel shopping list
Starting to travel again? Keep this fun fact in mind: The seat-back tray-table has eight times as much bacteria on
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Flight Attendant Wanted: Three years mixed-martial arts required
People are losing their minds on airplanes today. Over-served, pandemic-weary, tired of wearing masks, they loudly protest with flight attendants
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In this corner: 275 pounds, from Minneapolis, the Drunk Accountant Conspiracy Theorist!
Fun fact: During the “Golden Age of Travel” in the 1950s and 1960s, your chance of crashing was 1 in
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