Getting a tongue lashing
I used to be in an extremely evangelical church. I liked speaking in tongues, but Siri and Alexa formed a
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With His Faith
Trucker baptism
Now they are baptizing people at the Trucker’s Convoy. Born again and you also get 10 percent off everything at
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Don’t mess up this opening scene
Fun fact: Genesis Chapter 2 was written well before Chapter 1 which was added centuries later. They better not change
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Letter of Paul to the Kansans
To the magnificent people of Kansas, Grace, frivolity, and perhaps a side of BBQ sauce from our Lord and Tailgater,
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New biblical prophesies discovered
This is exciting! This is biblical text from the 4th century Biblia Vulgata. New photographic techniques have revealed previously undiscovered
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10 things found in the Lost and Found box at the Council of Nicea
1. Arius’s Mixtape A collection of Arius’s greatest theological hits, including the chart-topping “Homoiousios Harmony”. Warning: May contain heretical content.
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10 Tweets from Constantine at the Council of Nicea
@ConstantineTheGreat: Just opened #CouncilOfNicea. 300 bishops and not a single coffee in sight! ☕️ #NeedCaffeine #HolyCouncilProblems @ConstantineTheGreat: Debating the nature
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Letter of Paul to the Tennesseans
Paul, by the unexpected grace of God and the whimsy of circumstances, to the folks in Tennessee, nestled between the
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Orange Barrelonius – God of Commuting
Orange Barrelonius – God of Commuting Appearance: Orange Barrelonius appears as a tall figure draped in garments made of woven
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Letter of Paul to the Floridians
A letter of Paul, a servant humankind, called to be an apostle, to the beloved in Florida, the land of
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Bathing not allowed
In the “Things I wish I never learned from Wikipedia” department, I read the following about how some early Chritians
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Letter of Paul to Dallas Cowboy fans
Grace to you. I have heard of the trials and tribulations of your cherished team, the Dallas Cowboys. Throughout the
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Ancient Celtic Druids sacrificed humans to foretell the future
Ancient Celtic Druids (a high-ranking priest) sacrificed humans “in order to discern the future as revealed by the dying victims’
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That year Jesus played for the Chicago Black Hawks
I watched a video where a guy said he had visited Jesus’ house in Egypt. He said in the lost
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Yoga is a portal to demonic possession
I watched an Instagram video where a priest claims yoga is a portal to demonic possession. I commented, “This is
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