Astonishing Brexit Vote Sparks Fears of Further EU Defections

The Brexit, or “British Exit” vote is in, and many people are shocked the UK voted to leave the European Union.

Now experts are predicting a domino effect as other countries in the EU consider the same thing.

Belgium

Angry voters in Belgium have secheduled a vote for later this year some are calling “Belloutahereyo.”

France

One of the largest countries in the EU is home to a small contingent of very vocal traditionalists who think France is losing its way of life. In September they vote on whether to leave in the “Freeyalater.”

Germany

With the best economy in the EU, it would be a devastating blow if Germany leaves. Many Germans don’t care, they just want out. In November they are set to vote on “Gerpature,” or German Departure.

Italy

Italians are nothing if not passionate about their country, food, architecture, style and traditions. A hard core group of voters want to leave the EU, and they vote on the process this fall in the “Italaway.”

Luxembourg

Luxembourg is a key player of the EU. In fact, Luxembourg City is one of the three capitals of the European Union along with Brussels and Strasbourg. Surely the January 2017 “Luxembargo” vote will keep them in the group. Or will it?

The Netherlands

The Dutch have a long and distinguished history. Are they losing their identity just to fit in the EU? Voters make themselves heard later this year when they have a chance to vote in the “Neverland.”

Trump Has Another Protester Beat Up

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Donald Trump had another protester beat up today in a rally this week outside Harlingen, TX. Donald Heyhothatsmyarm was beat up by Trump security personnel and a group of supporters after he began yelling during Trump’s speech. That’s the 500th beat down of a protester in the Trump campaign.

Mr. Heyhothatsmyarm was initially quiet, but began yelling about halfway through the speech. “Donald Trump’s ideas are bankrupt!” he cried.

Mr. Trump gave his team a secret signal, and they descended on the protester with force. Pumped up Trump supporters also pulled their Conceal Carry Weapons on Mr. Heyhothatsmyarm, but were told to stand down by Trump.

The victim is listed in critical condition at Harlingen St. Mary’s Memorial Hospital. He said he is feeling better, and would do it again. His roommate in the hospital was also beat up by Trump’s staff at a different rally.

Hillary Clinton Launches Email Hosting and Marketing Startup

Courtesy Carol Highsmith - Library of Congress via Flickr Commons
Courtesy Carol Highsmith – Library of Congress via Flickr Commons

Just minutes before the Democratic Debate in Las Vegas televised on CNN, Hillary Clinton announced a new startup, HillaryMail, a full-service email hosting and marketing company.

“Because of my experience running my own email server, I wanted to offer my expertise to consumers and business owners. HillaryMail provides email marketing and autoresponder software that allows you to keep in touch with family, friends and clients at a very reasonable cost.”

Other companies in the highly competitive email marketing software industry include AWeber, MailChimp and Constant Contact. All three companies experienced a drop in stock prices after the announcement.