The Urgent Call of Nature
I waited too long this time, and now the call of nature was ringing loudly. Pulling into a grocery store,
Read MoreJoe Ditzel Has Some Problems
I waited too long this time, and now the call of nature was ringing loudly. Pulling into a grocery store,
Read More“Can I have three pounds of bacon?” an elderly man asked the cashier, as if the checkout lane was a
Read MoreThe lady’s kids appeared out of the mist, bearing armfuls of products gathered from the far reaches of the vast
Read MoreCostco seems to have everything, or at least everything you need that comes in a box the size of your
Read MoreI try to go to the grocery store late at night. But this time, it couldn’t be helped. So there
Read MoreWalking through Big Box Mart on my way to check out, I spied a display of golf caps at the
Read MoreMe: “What aisle is shampoo?” CVS Lady: “Aisle 10.” Me: “Great, thanks.” CVS: “Er, Nine.” Me: “Nine, got it.” CVS:
Read MoreOrder shoes. Lost in transit or stolen. Get refund, order again. Wrong size shipped. Return shoes and reorder. Wrong size
Read MoreWhat’s the obsession with large animals for grocery store names in Columbus? When I lived here, one store was called
Read MoreEver tried on something at the store and it looked great, and then you get home and it looks terrible?
Read MoreMr. Derrin cleaned the glasses one more time. The store was new, shiny and smelled of linseed oil. For
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