Tattoos Made From Motorcycle Exhaust

Bored with the same old tats? Now you can get a tattoo made from motorcycle exhaust. Cool! But how do you compete with that? Don’t worry, impress your buddies even more spectacular skin ink.

Nuclear Reactor Waste

You’ll be the talk of the motorcycle gang when you roll up your sleeve and show off a tattoo of your mother that is glowing like an airplane landing strip beacon.

Jet Fuel

You’ll never run out of gas on your bike again. Because if you do, all you have to do is squeeze your tattoo made from jet fuel and wring it in your tank. Time for takeoff!

Cooking Grease

Let’s say you are on a long ride from your home base to extract your homie who is being held by a rival motorcycle gang. If you get hungry on the way, just move your arm up and lick your tattoo made from cooking grease. Um-mmm, that’s tasty.

About Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.