Things I Want To Say In A Movie

Here is my movie and TV phrase bucket list. These are the phrases I want to say in TV shows or movies at one time or another before I kick the bucket.

“We’ve got a runner!”
“Put your hands on your head!”
“Wait! Don’t shoot! OK, ok, ok. He’s holed up in a warehouse in Chinatown.”
“I’ve been doing this a long time. And I can smell guilty.”
“He has no digital footprint. He’s a ghost.”
“This is now a joint task force.”
“I used to have a partner. They didn’t listen, either.”
“You better tell me what I want to know. And quick!”
“Maybe we need to try some ‘enhanced’ methods.”
“Sorry about the blood on the floor and walls. My service comes in Tuesdays.”
“This is my case. Back off.”
“I was really hoping we could do this the easy way.”
“How would you like to spend some time in our guest wing, son? Murderer’s Row!”


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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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