Start tomorrow with energy and zest by doing these things tonight!
- Trim your nose hair with a hot curling iron.
- Lift 20 pound barbells over your head and shout, “Screw you, Kardashians!”
- Take the orange juice out of the fridge and pour it down your pants.
- Make toast, and throw them like Frisbees at the spiders on the ceiling in the basement.
- Pour out all the medicine bottles in the bathroom and fill them with Skittles.
- Snap your head back and gargle a spicy pumpkin latte.
- Run to the neighbors house and stand outside and yodel.
Now you are cooking. Get up and go get ’em, tiger.