Being single is tough. It’s hard to meet people. And you never know if they have any interest in you.
For example, these top female athletes have no interest in me. I don’t know why. It might have something to do with they have no idea who I am.
Wake surfer and Miss US 2012. No interest.
MMA fighter. Has never had to fight feelings for me as she has none.
MMA Fighter. No interest.
Crossfit athlete. No interest in me.
German weightlifter. Lifting her heart over my head because she has no interest in me.
Race car driver. Racing past any feelings for me.
Track athlete. No interest in me.
Pro golfer. No interest in me.
WNBA star. No interest in me.
Pro tennis champion. No interest in me.
Crossfit champion and pit crew member. No interest.
Professional hockey player with no interest.
Volleyballer from Kazakhstan. Could care less.
Soccer player. Kicked any interest in me to the curb.
Figure skater from Finland. Skated right past any interest.
Elena Delle Donne
Pro basketball. Nope. No interest.
Swedish arm wrestler. No interest.
Snowboarder from Norway. Could care less about me.
MMA Fighter. Fighting her feelings for me by having none.
Soccer goalie. Played for world champion US Women’s National Team. My chance with her is a shutout.
Pro tennis. No interest.
Pro surfer. No interest.
Alpine skier. My chances are downhill. No interest.
Russian tennis. No interest in me.
Pro soccer star. No interest in me.
Javelin thrower from Paraguay. No interest.
Pro surfer from Australia. Does not want to know me.
British track star with no interest.
US Track star with no interest.
Fighter. Never heard of me.
Netherlands field hockey player has no interest.
Canadian soccer player with no interest.
WNBA player does not know or care about me.
Golfer and model who apparently has no interest.
Greek triple jump champion with no desire to know me.
Italian beach volleyball player. No interest in me.
Pole vaulter from Australia. No interest in me.
Track and field. Bobsled. No interest in me.
Tennis pro. Could care less about me.
Croatian basketball player. No interest.
Hurdler from Australia. Jumped right over any interest in me.
American surfer. Currently riding a wave of no interest in me.
MMA fighter. No interest.
Camille Leblanc Bazinet
Crossfit athlete from Canada who has no interest in me.
Professional golfer with no interest.
Professional soccer player who could care less.
Sierra Blair Coyle
Pro rock climber who has no interest or desire to know me.
No interest in meeting me.
Pro soccer. Kicked away any desire to know me.
MMA Fighter. No interest in me.