Warning From God

In the news…

An 11-year-old girl in Brazil is working miracles there — her mother said they knew from the time she was a baby that she was an instrument of God. My mother told me they knew from the time I was a baby I was a warning from God: “Don’t have any more kids, or I’ll send more trouble like this one.”

Alibaba billionaire founder Jack Ma said he was probably happier back when he was making $12 a month. Here’s a man who really needs a stress ball.


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