There are many places to break off a relationship in Houston. Where did you cut ties?
Was it here?
Or maybe here.
Did you do that lame thing where you blame yourself? Like, “It’s not you. It’s me.”
Don’t try to be a hero. You know it’s over in Houston with this person. Just make a clean cut.
Not every relationship works out like a happy animated movie, the kind that appeals to kids but has snappy dialog targeted to adults. This is real life, man.