Where Did You Break Up With Your Last Relationship in Houston?

There are many places to break off a relationship in Houston. Where did you cut ties?

 

Was it here?

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Or maybe here.

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Did you do that lame thing where you blame yourself? Like, “It’s not you. It’s me.”

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Don’t try to be a hero. You know it’s over in Houston with this person. Just make a clean cut.

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Not every relationship works out like a happy animated movie, the kind that appeals to kids but has snappy dialog targeted to adults. This is real life, man.

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