Where the Heck Did You Lose Your Watch?

What do you mean, you lost your watch? Come on, now! Think!

 

Did you lose it around here?

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Or near here?

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Were you on the shore? Think!

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Did you go out on a boat?

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Was it on this walkway?

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Did you go out dancing at a club around here with those Russian girls? I told you to watch out for those Russian girls.

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I don’t know what to tell you except cut back on the schnapps. That watch is gone.

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