Which Stove Top Burner Are You?

There are four burners on an average stove. Take a look at the personality of each one below and decide: Which stove top burner are you?


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Back Left Burner

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You are slow, simmering, steady and sexy.


Front Left Burner

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You are hot, passionate, searing and exciting.


Back Right Burner

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You are warm, calm, welcoming and smooth.


Front Right Burner

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You are outgoing, popular, bubbly, roiling and boiling.

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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.