At the races

Why McDonald’s sold Mozzarella sticks with no cheese

Chill, bro. People are mad ! They went to McDonald’s and ordered Mozzarella sticks and there wasn’t any Mozzarella in the sticks.

Chill, bro. People are mad! They went to McDonald’s and ordered Mozzarella sticks and there wasn’t any Mozzarella in the sticks.

There wasn’t any Mozzarella, there wasn’t any Gouda, there wasn’t any Swiss, there wasn’t any cheese at all in the Mozzarella sticks.

So they went on social media and posted photos of Mozzarella sticks without any Mozzarella. They wrote, “What up Mickey D’s!!??”

I say you just gotta chill, bro.

Because this is simply a choice by McDonald’s as they continue to modify their menu to reflect the changing tastes of the American public toward healthier eating. Let’s be honest: If you order fried cheese sticks, that’s not going to be real good for you.

So when we take out the cheese, we’re just looking out for you, bro. And along those lines, you can look forward to the meatless McDonald’s hamburger — it’s a hamburger bun with a couple of pickles, some ketchup and mustard and that’s it.

I can see it now — people are going to get on social media and say, “What up, Mickey D’s? There ain’t no cheese on my cheeseburger, and there ain’t no meat!”

But you don’t really need all that beef, do you?

And here’s another exciting change: Instead of fries, McDonald’s is going to be serving something different — in the same cartons, they will swap the exact number of french fries you would have received for celery and carrots sticks.

So don’t get upset.

They are just looking out for you.

 


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