Would You Like To Go With Me To Burning Man?



Pete: Hi, Jenny, would you like to go with me to Burning Man?

Jenny: Sounds neat, Pete, what’s Burning Man?

Pete: A bunch of new-agey hippie types go into the Nevada desert to wear funny clothes, drive crazy cars, get in touch with their inner selves, and burn a giant effigy of a man in the middle of the night.

Jenny: Wowsers! Well, I can go as long as we get back by 1030pm. My dad is on the warpath after you gave me that hickey.


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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.