Trump’s new DC crime plan: hockey meets law enforcement
President Trump recently said he is taking over the NHL due to rising crime in the league. Today he announced
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Trump puts National Hockey League under federal control, cites ‘escalating violence’
President Donald Trump announced today that he is placing the National Hockey League under direct federal control. Speaking from a
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El Backseat Vibe Check
An Uber driver in Memphis drives home a couple of young Hispanic womenwho laugh and recount their night at the
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Abbott’s Republican Range Riders vs. The Democrat Deep-Dish Defectors
Texas House Democrats skipped town—north toward deep-dish sanctuary in Chicago—leaving Austin without enough warm bodies to push through a cherry-red
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10 radio hosts tuning out Trump
President Trump recently criticized Charlamagne tha God, a co-host of the popular NYC based morning radio show, “The Breakfast Club,”
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How to terrify your enemies in 72 hours or less
Fun history fact: In just a few days, Romans would build a fully formed castrum (plural castra) within eyesight of
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10 possible reasons Trump wants to prosecute Beyoncé
Donald Trump announced he is considering prosecuting Beyoncé. But why? I talked to my contacts and these are 10 possible
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It’s not a list. It’s a countdown. It’s a blueprint.
Tom Cruise has an expository type of speech somewhere in MI: Rogue Nation that belies his boredom with the franchise.
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Backyard billionaire
Here’s a great idea for a home business or a side hustle. We need energy. LOTS of energy. AI alone
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10 times the Coldplay KissCam exposed absolute chaos
You thought your biggest risk at a Coldplay show was crying to “Fix You” and spilling your $14 rosé spritzer
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10 Countries that limit the age of politicians
1. France, 1985 – The Gerard Lemieux Universal French Declaration At 97 years old, French politician Gerard Lemieux stood before
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The probiotic golf ball disaster at my influencer retreat
I hate the word influencer. And yet, over the years, I guess I’ve become a golf influencer. And for some
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The 10 other names Elon workshopped before landing on “America Party”
1. The Mars PartyA no-brainer for Elon, really. Early drafts of the party platform promised: “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit
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10 MORE hidden provisions in the Big Beautiful Bill that somehow slipped past everyone
1. Every Rest Area Must Now Include a Wax Statue of Trump Eating a Hot Dog It’s patriotism, it’s art,
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10 hidden surprises in the Big Beautiful Bill
1. All Federal Cafeterias Must Serve Trump Steaks Every Third Tuesday That’s right. According to Section 448, Subpart D (“Patriot
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