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Animals
March 29, 2021 Joe Ditzel

I’m sorry, the parrot is swearing again

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Relationships and Dating
March 25, 2021 Joe Ditzel

We have to stop praising men

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Relationships and Dating
March 23, 2021 Joe Ditzel

My love language is long walks on the beach

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Sports
March 22, 2021 Joe Ditzel

I lost it all

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Relationships and DatingTech and Science
March 22, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Sex Three Times Before Noon

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Sports
March 15, 2021 Joe Ditzel

I feel like I could play better

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Relationships and Dating
March 9, 2021 Joe Ditzel

My therapist says we should do something every day

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Movies
March 7, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Look, wedding videos pay the bills

Look

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Music
March 7, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Motörhead is the greatest heavy metal band

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Relationships and Dating
March 7, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Are you going to share?

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Work and Careers
March 7, 2021 Joe Ditzel

You said I would get a raise

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Politics and Government
March 5, 2021 Joe Ditzel

March 4th came and went

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Sports
March 5, 2021 Joe Ditzel

You sound great, Dave!

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Animals
March 4, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Too much attention…er, wait

  Cat life. Too much attention. Not enough attention. You can’t win.

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Outdoor Sports
February 27, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Despite several setbacks, Jim wasn’t going to give up

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