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February 4, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Love You

Carmen: [In Spanish] I love you, that’s why I make you miserable.

– Real Women Have Curves

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January 29, 2007 Joe Ditzel

My dad died in 1990 and I’ve had the same dream every night since. I die and go down a tunnel of light, to a room filled with light. My dad walks in and says, “Joe! Did you leave all these lights on?”

– Joe Ditzel

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January 28, 2007 Joe Ditzel

We Never

Archie Bunker: When your mother-in-law and me was goin’ around together, it was two years – we never – I never – I mean absolutely nothin’, not ’til the wedding night.
Edith Bunker: Yeah, and even then…

– All in the Family

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January 26, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Cottage Cheese

Mary Richards: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn’t solve anything.
Rhoda Morgenstern: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!

– Mary Tyler Moore

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January 26, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Tomorrow

Ted Baxter: It’s actually tomorrow in Tokyo. Do you realize that there are people alive here in Minneapolis who are already dead in Tokyo?

– Mary Tyler Moore

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January 22, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Dislike

Frank Burns: Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?
Trapper: It saves time, Frank.

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January 21, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Stuck

Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.