Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Sports
Golf Quote: Count
The Player: We’re more of the love, blood and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They’re all blood, you see.
Gran Torino
Harry Tofcano
Zoolander
Blazing Saddles
Life of Brian
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Milton Berle
Adam Sandler
The Godfather
The Godfather
L.A. Law
Freaks and Geeks
Freaks and Geeks
Freaks and Geeks
Arrested Development
Old School
Old School
David Spade
David Spade
Rushmore
Rushmore
Home Improvement Store
Superbad
Erma Bombeck
Mark Twain
Clifton Paul Fadiman
John Updike
Cranked and Spanked
I’m lousy, lousy, lousy at golf. Except sometimes I crank a drive. This past Saturday I hit my longest drive
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Delusional
At Lost Canyons (Sky Course) the 18th tee is 415 yards from the green (silver tees). The tee is set
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The Mulligan Brothers
Jimmy shanked his tee shot into the woods. He pulled a second ball out of his jeans pocket with one smooth move.
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The Long Ball
I am an average golfer. In fact, the average men’s handicap is 16. So is mine. Nothing stands out about my game. But, for an old guy, I can smash the ball.
Unfortunately, I haven’t hit a fairway since 1968.
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