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Two Out of Three

Michael Kelso: I don’t get Jackie, man. I mean, picking Fez over me? Me? I have the three things that women want. I’m hot, and I’m smart!
Donna Pinciotti: That’s two things, you moron.
Michael Kelso: No, it’s three. I count hot twice. I mean, come on.

– That 70’s Show

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Awake at Night

Special Agent Derek Morgan: So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, there aren’t that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.
Special Agent Derek Morgan: Right.

– Criminal Minds

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