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December 15, 2020 Joe Ditzel

Odd News Report – 12-15-20

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Travel and Places
May 7, 2019 Joe Ditzel

Odd News Report – Texas Edition (weird) [STRANGE NEWS]

And now it’s time for the Odd News Report – Texas Edition Don’t go messing with Texas grandmas! A pair

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Crime and Legal
May 9, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Two University of Georgia Coeds Want To Get Hit By A Car

Two University of Georgia female students placed an ad on Craigslist looking for someone to hit them with a car.

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Weird World
April 3, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Weird World: Man Has World’s Largest Hand

I’d hate to get punched by this dude who has the world’s largest hand.

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Uncategorized
October 16, 2010 Joe Ditzel

Weird News: World’s Manliest Liquor

A liquor made with gunpowder? Puts a new spin on "getting blasted."

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Entertainment
October 15, 2010 Joe Ditzel

Weird News: $650,000 Injury at Strip Club

Don't get so close next time.

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