There a wide variety of cool, exciting villages and towns to visit with your family in this country. These places are not on that list. Beware.
Bed Credit, MA
Every house in this town was purchased during the go-go real estate boom of 2007. A year later the worldwide economic crisis hit, and every homeowner lost their house and moved to Detroit.
Pregnant Bovine, KY
“You got your bovines, and you got your pregnant bovines. We only got the pregnant bovines all up in here.”
Crooked Axle, GA
In a city of 2 million, there are no auto mechanics.
Cold and Clammy, SD
Today’s forecast: Cold with a big dose of clammy.
Angry Bear, VT
Many people visit Angry Bear every year. No one returns.
Falling Turtle, OR
People come from all around to watch newborn turtles race for the open ocean and freedom every spring. The little guys always have a safe journey — until they hit the cliffs.
Rutted Road, RI
This Rhode Island town has not passed a capital improvements budget in over 200 years.
Despite massive floods every spring, the locals never move.
Crumbling Bridges, MO
A family of Quakers plunged through a hole in this bridge only last month. The hole is still there.
Last Water, CA
This is the last source of water available in California. It has been captured by a cadre of Hollywood celebrities with armed guards — they are using this reservoir to water the lawns of their Bel Air mega-mansions.