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Politics and Government
May 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Corn Pop gifted me this crop duster

After President Trump announced Qatar is gifting him a $400 million plane, Joe Biden quickly responded with a similar story.

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Relationships and Dating
May 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The lost Miles Davis album

She swore she’d seen it. An album cover with Miles Davis silhouetted against an indigo skyline, trumpet cradled like a

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Health
May 13, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Mad, Sad

My therapist asks, “Are you mad, sad, glad or afraid.”

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Politics and Government
May 9, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Trump tariffs Pope Leo XIV: Holy see or Holy fee?

Donald Trump has slapped a series of tariffs on the newly elected Pope Leo XIV. Born and raised in the

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Politics and Government
May 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

13 Trump hotels planned for Canada

Donald Trump revealed plans to build a Trump Hotel in every Canadian province and territory. “Canada is big, it’s beautiful,

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Sports
May 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Cleveland Cavalier fans — your putting yips aren’t about the stroke

When the Cavs go cold, so does your putter I’ve coached golf for 45 years, and I can tell you

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Travel and Places
May 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 strangest, oddest, and most bizarre golf courses in Kansas City

1. Hole-in-the-Wall Golf & Grill Tucked behind Joe’s Auto Body on 12th and Rust Street, Hole-in-the-Wall Golf & Grill offers

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Sports
May 2, 2025 Joe Ditzel

I’m giving up golf

Ted: I’m giving up golf.Fred: Golf thanks you.

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Money and Finance
May 1, 2025 Joe Ditzel

7 great small towns for your best possible retirement from a life of crime

Are you ready to retire in peace, soak up the sun, and forget everything you did in 1983? Great! These

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Travel and Places
April 30, 2025 Joe Ditzel

7 countries that will pay you to move there

We all dream about starting fresh in a scenic foreign land—eating strange breads, learning to make local hand gestures incorrectly,

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Travel and Places
April 22, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 worst circuses in Kansas City

Kansas City may be famous for barbecue and jazz but when it comes to circuses, let’s just say this town

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Travel and Places
April 20, 2025 Joe Ditzel

9 fun things to do in Kansas City this spring weekend

Spring has finally arrived in Kansas City, and with it comes a wave of highly questionable recreational opportunities. Forget about

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Travel and Places
April 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 most boring movie theaters in Kansas City

Movie theaters have historically promised adventure, thrills, or romance—but not in these dreary Kansas City establishments, where excitement fades as

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Travel and Places
April 6, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Kansas city’s five dullest menswear shops

1. Beige Bros Emporium – Downtown, 12th and Bland St. Located right at the intersection of 12th and Bland Street,

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Sports
April 5, 2025 Joe Ditzel

A conversation between Boomer Golfer and the Stats Nerd who tried to save him

[Scene: The clubhouse patio at Pine Crust Golf Club. One man wears a bucket hat and 1974 Masters windbreaker that

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Recent Posts

  • Corn Pop gifted me this crop duster
  • The lost Miles Davis album
  • Mad, Sad
  • Trump tariffs Pope Leo XIV: Holy see or Holy fee?
  • 13 Trump hotels planned for Canada
  • Cleveland Cavalier fans — your putting yips aren’t about the stroke
  • 10 strangest, oddest, and most bizarre golf courses in Kansas City
  • I’m giving up golf
  • 7 great small towns for your best possible retirement from a life of crime
  • 7 countries that will pay you to move there
  • 5 worst circuses in Kansas City
  • 9 fun things to do in Kansas City this spring weekend
  • 5 most boring movie theaters in Kansas City
  • Kansas city’s five dullest menswear shops
  • A conversation between Boomer Golfer and the Stats Nerd who tried to save him
  • Pulled over for football crimes in Ohio
  • Too many harp solos
  • I’ve lost the same amount
  • Why your March Madness betting is ruining your chipping
  • Every morning it’s the same
  • Interviewing the vampire
  • The curious case of cubical wombat droppings
  • Hovland summons cosmic light show to conquer Copperhead course at 2025 Valspar Championship
  • Overheard in Kansas City: A horse that small
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