5 worst circuses in Kansas City
Kansas City may be famous for barbecue and jazz but when it comes to circuses, let’s just say this town
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Kansas City may be famous for barbecue and jazz but when it comes to circuses, let’s just say this town
Read MoreSpring has finally arrived in Kansas City, and with it comes a wave of highly questionable recreational opportunities. Forget about
Read MoreMovie theaters have historically promised adventure, thrills, or romance—but not in these dreary Kansas City establishments, where excitement fades as
Read More1. Beige Bros Emporium – Downtown, 12th and Bland St. Located right at the intersection of 12th and Bland Street,
Read More[Scene: The clubhouse patio at Pine Crust Golf Club. One man wears a bucket hat and 1974 Masters windbreaker that
Read MoreGot pulled over today. I asked the officer, “What did I do wrong, officer?” He sighed, tipped his sunglasses down,
Read MoreHeaven‘s complaint box: Too many harp solos.
Read MoreI’ve lost the same amount on golf as March Madness bets.
Read MoreThere are few sounds in golf more depressing than the dull thud of a chunked chip. It’s the sound of
Read MoreToaster therapy. “Every morning it’s the same. Bread goes in, toast comes out. But what about me?”
Read MoreInterviewing the vampire for a job.
Read MoreI’m not typically one to question nature’s grand design—after all, giraffes basically wear neckties as a biological imperative—but there comes
Read MorePALM HARBOR, FL — In what witnesses are describing as “the most Norwegian thing to ever happen in Florida,” Viktor
Read MoreOverheard in Kansas City: “A horse that small belongs inside Target.”
Read MorePicture this: you’ve just finished washing your hands in a public restroom, droplets cascading from your fingertips like tiny liquid
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