5 worst winter storms in Louisville history
Louisville does winter the way it does everything else: loudly, briefly, and with a confidence completely unsupported by preparation. Over
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
“Every morning, my phone Rings at 5:47 am”
Frank DeMartino has been in construction for thirty-one years. He’s built hospitals, casinos, a minor league baseball stadium. Nothing prepared
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5 worst zoos in Louisville
There are many zoos in Louisville, and the one thing you don’t want to happen is you get there and
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The Louisville Bourbons’ 5 most spectacular losses of the season
As Louisville’s most unsung baseball squad, the Louisville media often misses the team’s highlights of the year. And by highlights
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Louisville’s most obnoxious muscle cars and the maniacs who drove them
1. The Purple Plague — 1970 Plymouth ‘Cuda 440 Six Pack Owner: Dale Ray Scoggins, Okolona Dale Ray’s ‘Cuda was
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Trump says cars should drink gas like college freshmen hit Mountain Dew
1. The Freedom To Floor ItTrump announces every American deserves the right to own a car that gets 6 mpg
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The dark horse candidate Penn State didn’t see coming
STATE COLLEGE, PA — Look, I know what you’re thinking. Penn State’s coaching search is in shambles. Kalani Sitake bolted
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10 ways Trump plans to cover the missing $4.77 trillion
The President recently floated the exciting possibility that tariff revenue could replace income tax revenue entirely. This is fantastic news
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Louisville’s 5 most bewildering wine shops
In a city that bleeds bourbon, Louisville’s wine stores have had to get creative to survive. Some chose elegance and
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The slowest gang in the South (end)
The Derby City Mowers, as they called themselves, weren’t your typical Louisville criminal enterprise. For one thing, their average age
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Louisville’s 5 most regrettable college spirit mascots
Every college needs a mascot to inspire students, intimidate rivals, and sell overpriced merchandise. But these five Louisville institutions clearly
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Louisville’s 5 most unemployable professors still somehow teaching
Louisville’s universities pride themselves on innovative teaching methods, but somewhere between “thinking outside the box” and “setting the box on
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Louisville’s 5 worst clowns — jesters who should have stayed in accounting
When Ringling Bros. Clown College closed its doors, nobody expected the graduates to unionize and demand city-sponsored employment. Yet here
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5 worst rock bands in Louisville
1. The Bourbon Hemorrhage (Hard Rock/Metal) Led by Chet “Screech” Thunderneck, the Bourbon Hemorrhage holds the distinction of being banned
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Trump proposes 100-year mortgage: America’s bold new path to homeownership
In a stunning display of financial innovation that makes payday loans look conservative, lawmakers are now floating the idea of
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