5 Louisville tax professionals redefining legality
1. Thunderdome Tax Services & Exotic Animal Rescue “Where Your Refund Goes to Feed the Lizards” Operating from a converted
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Louisville’s 5 most regrettable places to rest your head
1. The Waterson Expressway Motor Lodge & Meditation Center “Where Highway Noise Meets Inner Peace” Perched impossibly close to the
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The Old Fashioned wars: 10 discredited origin stories that Louisville desperately wanted to be true
The Old Fashioned cocktail has more origin stories than a Marvel superhero, and Louisville claims approximately all of them. The
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10 fun facts about Louisville that big history doesn’t want you to know
1. The Derby Was Originally a Potato Sack Race Before horses entered the picture in 1875, the Kentucky Derby was
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Trump Cancels Charles Nelson Reilly, Citing “Too Much Laughing, Not Enough Winning”
PALM BEACH — President Donald Trump announced today that he has canceled legendary game show personality Charles Nelson Reilly, accusing
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6 music acts scheduled for the Grand Opening of the Trump Ballroom
Headliner: Kid Rock with special guest Ted Nugent They perform “Sweet Home Mar-a-Lago” while marching around with gold-painted muskets. The
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Louisville’s 5 most questionable vision centers
Dr. Squintsworth’s Discount Vision Emporium & Bait Shop Located conveniently between a fireworks warehouse and an active construction site on
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LSU asks President Trump to pick next quarterback
After firing head coach Brian Kelly and now athletic director Scott Woodward, Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry suggested Trump might help
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Democrats unveil ‘Max Blue’ nightclub initiative to match red state ballroom boom
Democratic-led cities have announced plans to construct massive “Max Blue” nightclubs in direct response to red state ballrooms. The branding
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The Great Baby Welcome Deception
We “welcome” babies like they’re visiting dignitaries who might leave after tea and biscuits. Chris Evans and Alba Baptista have
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How Google’s breakthrough will address the real problems that keep us up at night
After years of abstract quantum supremacy claims, Google’s recently-announced super-fast (“13,000x faster than current supercomputers!”) Quantum Echoes algorithm promises to
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5 MORE little known medical connections RFK Jr. is exposing
1. Dandruff Caused by Using Lowercase Letters RFK Jr. reveals that the scalp inflammation known as dandruff is actually triggered
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10 political news stories we are working on right now for 10-20-25
10 political news stories we are working on right now Defense Secretary’s Arctic Fitness Challenge To provide a motivating personal
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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s comprehensive list of things that aren’t happening but also stopped happening
Marjorie Taylor Greene says that one good thing to come from the ongoing government shutdown is “clear skies” because the
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A journey to maximum density
When I first noticed my jeans getting snug last spring, I had two choices. I could have done the sensible
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