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Politics and Government
October 15, 2025 Joe Ditzel

These totally legitimate media organizations were thrilled to comply with Pentagon restrictions

While established news organizations unanimously rejected Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth‘s restrictive press access rules, a handful of obscure “media outlets”

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Politics and Government
October 15, 2025 Joe Ditzel

What Airports Are Actually Showing Instead of Kristi Noem’s Shutdown Video

When major airports from New York to Portland declined to air Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s partisan video (blaming the

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Travel and Places
October 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The Madison Capitol Punishment: democracy in violent motion

How Wisconsin’s capital city spent thirty years proving that representative government works best with elbow pads There are two types

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Tech and Science
October 13, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 ways China is dominating American industries

Corporate executives visiting China are shocked at how far ahead they are in robotics, EVs and futuristic electronics in a

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Politics and Government
October 11, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 Things Trump is Going to Build Next

Trump is a construction guy at heart. First he concreted the Rose Garden. Now a Ballroom is in the works.

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Politics and GovernmentTravel and Places
October 11, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The Department of Homeland Absurdity presents: “Why your stuff got trashed.”

Didn’t get your package? Some US delivery giants say they are starting to simply trash packages that don’t clear the

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Travel and Places
October 10, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The Fort Wayne Pains: A bruised and beautiful memory

Thirty years gone, but the wheels keep spinning in our hearts If you grew up in Fort Wayne between 1970

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Politics and Government
October 9, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 little known medical connections RFK Jr. is exposing

1. Left-Handedness Caused by Clockwise Ceiling Fans After extensive research conducted primarily on his own ceiling, RFK Jr. has discovered

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Travel and Places
October 3, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Fort Wayne’s greatest gift to trouser security

In the sweltering summer of 1947, while America was busy inventing television and the transistor, Fort Wayne, Indiana was producing

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Politics and Government
October 3, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 ways Canada is helping fleeing Americans

As the American president invades city after city in the USA, Canada stands by to offer help to American citizens

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Travel and Places
October 2, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Fort Wayne’s 5 greatest moonshiners

Life in Fort Wayne over the years has challenged many residents. A little nip gets more than a few through

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Travel and Places
October 1, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The magnificent maniacs of Fort Wayne Memorial Raceway: A loving tribute to drivers who probably shouldn’t have had licenses

Between 1967 and 1994, Fort Wayne Memorial Raceway stood as a beacon of questionable safety standards and even more questionable

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Travel and Places
September 13, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 worst gunslingers in Fort Wayne history (couldn’t hit a barn, literally)

The Wild West may have been far from Fort Wayne, but in the 1800s, the city still had its share

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Travel and Places
September 11, 2025 Joe Ditzel

7 Fort Wayne neighborhoods that still think it’s 1984

Every city has pockets of time where the past lingers. In Fort Wayne, there are entire neighborhoods still spiritually (and

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Travel and Places
September 10, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 local festivals that started as garage sales

Fort Wayne loves a festival. But peel back the fried food and corporate sponsorships, and you’ll often find humble beginnings

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