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September 9, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Six Fort Wayne pizza places where you’re 70% likely to see your ex in sweatpants

Nothing says “small city romance” like running into your ex at a pizza joint, wearing their “I Gave Up” sweatpants

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Politics and Government
September 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 towns Trump will take next

After invading Los Angeles, DC and soon Chicago, I talked to my people on the ground to get a list

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Travel and Places
September 7, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Five classical music hits that were written, produced, and performed by Fort Wayne musicians

Fort Wayne doesn’t often get credit as a hub of classical music. That’s mostly because the city’s Philharmonic shares its

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Work and Careers
September 6, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 shocking questions a famous breakfast restaurant asks in interviews

1. “How Many Eggs Can You Juggle While Explaining the Difference Between Grits and Hash Browns?” If you don’t instinctively

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Social Media
September 5, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Humbled. Honored. Excited. Grateful.

Humbled. Honored. Excited. Grateful. Words cannot capture this moment—but I will still post 400 of them to make sure the

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Travel and Places
September 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Five worst Fort Wayne dog groomers (according to my very nervous Schnauzer)”

My schnauzer Karl is not what you’d call emotionally resilient. He cries when I shift the ottoman. He shivers when

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Travel and Places
September 2, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Five most iconic buildings in Fort Wayne (that may or may not be legally habitable)

If you spend any time in Fort Wayne, Indiana—which, let’s face it, you probably do because your cousin’s getting married

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Politics and Government
August 28, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 crimes fought by the National Guard

They sent in the National Guard to Washington DC. Here are 10 of the most common crimes they fight every

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Uncategorized
August 26, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 fictional characters who just don’t respect trump enough

Bugs Bunny: “Very Disloyal Rabbit” Trump ranted at a rally that Bugs Bunny has “no respect for authority.” He complained

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Travel and Places
August 26, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Ft. Wayne: where bad truckers come home to park

Big Mike “The Overpacker” Mike hauls produce cross-country but insists on carrying his entire garage with him. Not tools—no, we’re

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Politics and Government
August 25, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 alternatives to mail-in ballots the White House is considering

Donald Trump recently announced that “you can’t have a real democracy with mail-in ballots.” Not one to shy away from

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Politics and Government
August 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 goofy weapons Pete Hegseth is bringing to the DOD

Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense, has approved research and development on ten military tools he swears are the “future of

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Politics and Government
August 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Marjorie Taylor Green vs Laura Loomer: MAGA cage match

Laura Loomer and Marjorie Taylor Greene are in the middle of a major online beef. Here are 10 ways they

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Work and Careers
August 15, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Don’t worry, Mr. Dog Dogerton, I’ll be right back

Meet the “Coffee Badger” — a term coined by Owl Labs in June 2023 for those hybrid workers who badge

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Politics and Government
August 12, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Trump’s new DC crime plan: hockey meets law enforcement

President Trump recently said he is taking over the NHL due to rising crime in the league. Today he announced

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