New Year’s Eve Joke- Optimist
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the
Read MoreA friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, "I thought you made a New Year's resolution to
Read MoreGood resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
– Oscar Wilde
Read MoreYouth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Read MoreReady for next year.
Read MoreYou give him $20 for a $5.50 parking tab. Instead of handing you the change so you can actually hold
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Read MoreFor the third time now, Google has “lost” the town of Sunny, Florida. The mayor was livid and and the town council is talking about suing Google and everybody is upset. Now we find out El Segundo is lost….and no one cared.
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