We celebrate Christmas on December 25th, but historians are not really sure of the exact birthdate of Jesus. How would you like it if they weren’t sure about your real birthday? “Hey Jim, how are old are you now…give or take a few weeks?
The Christmas story tells us that three kings or wise men set off to visit the manger where Jesus was born. Do you think that was on their business card? “See, it says right there – King, Wise Man. I also do a little real estate sales on the side. You should buy now. The housing market is only getting tighter.”
The toughest part of Christmas is going to Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve…After eating tons of food. Nighty night. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”