36 to 42

Wendy’s waffle fries
Wilshire Cafe burritos
Domino’s pizza
Those big bags of Fritos

You don’t have to be a fab five guy
To see that it’s true
My waistline went
From 36 to 42

36 to 42
I’m bigger by the day
36 to 42
No’s something I can’t say
36 to 42
I’ve got a bigger seat
36 to 42
Soon I won’t see my feet

Krispy Kreme donuts
Jumbo Jack with cheese
Chocolate cake at Joe’s in Venice
With ice cream please

Stuffing so much sushi
At Matsahisa I can’t move
Chili dogs at Pink’s
When we’re in a late night groove

36 to 42
I’m bigger by the day
36 to 42
No’s something I can’t say
36 to 42
I’ve got a bigger seat
36 to 42
Soon I won’t see my feet

Ice cream sandwiches
On sale at Ralph’s today
Marix chips and salsa
Send a basket my way

Too many beers
On the course at Griffith Park
Five hot dogs later
All diet hopes turn dark

36 to 42
I’m bigger by the day
36 to 42
No’s something I can’t say
36 to 42
I’ve got a bigger seat
36 to 42
Soon I won’t see my feet

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