1. I’ve never sang “Ay Ziggy Zoomba” in the house alone.
2. The Metamorphosis Rock doesn’t scare the heck out of me.
3. I enjoy not being known at all outside the state of Ohio and southern Michigan.
4. I am going to our state of the art sports training facility to work out — I am NOT wasting the afternoon watching Netflix and eating Taco Bell.
5. I’ve never wondered why they didn’t put a Big Boy restaurant in the Student Union.