Vegans are nice people. Just don’t say thoughtless things to them, you jerk.
1. Hey, that’s cool. My old girlfriend is a vegan. Well, half vegan/half Polish.
2. How do you breathe our planet’s air?
3. Vegan for victory! Am I right? Am I right?
4. The best thing about vegans is they lead the league in bench-clearing brawls.
5. Little known fact: vegans love old typewriters.