How’s your tennis game going this summer? Not so hot? These powerful techniques will help you.
1. Laugh hysterically every time your opponent hits the ball.
2. After their first serve shout, “Okay, Okay, I see what you’re doing!”
3. Dress in a dragon costume for every other set.
4. In between serves, bounce the ball and yell, “Here comes the FIRE! Here comes the FIRE!”
5. Chat during volleys: “Hey, I saw wife at Starbucks. I didn’t know she meets your neighbor there.”
6. Stretch while waiting for serves, yelling, “OOOOHH that felt GOOD!”
7. Start up a fog machine and fill your half of the court.