Heard In Line At The Grocery Story – Luci and Desi

Heard In Line At The Grocery Story – Luci and Desi

I waited patiently behind a lady at the grocery store today. She is one of the characters at the store who have to talk to the cashier like they are two neighbors sharing a leisurely coffee.

“I’m 53 and my husband is 54,” she said, taking all the time in the world. “At this age, I don’t want to see his sorry self all the time. We have separate beds like Luci and Desi, but we went one better. We have separate bedrooms!”

After a long pause to dig through her purse for change, she said, “Separate rooms are perfect. Except once a month we meet to do MR. NASTY!”

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Woman Found In House Sobbing and Screaming “Winter Will Never End!”

  An Ohio woman in Cleveland’s “Snow Belt” east of town was arrested today after police found her shooting a gun out of a front window at nearby snowbanks, crying and screeching over and over, “Winter will never end! Winter will never end!” She was placed on a protective hold in a local mental facility […]

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Entertainment News Site Explains The Obvious In Feature Story

An entertainment news site published a feature today on a popular news item, adding nothing and simply explaining the obvious. The headline of the story suggested that the site had uncovered new details, but the wording of the story artfully re-explained old news while breathlessly appearing to seem like new information. “We are interested in […]

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Top 10 Most Amazing Moments of the 2015 Academy Awards

Another Academy Awards show is in the books, and dang if there weren’t some inspiring, amazing moments including: Julianne Moore, Winner of Best Actress for “Still Alice” “Alice Hyatt was the best TV show character in the last 50 years. It was a gift to be able to portray her life in her greasy spoon […]

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Cleveland Man Won’t Shovel Sidewalks

A man in Cleveland, Ohio won’t refuses to shovel the sidewalks in front of his house despite record snowfall during a bitter winter. “I’m just renting here,” John Notgoingtoshovelson explained. “Why should I shovel the walks when the owner should do it.” During our interview, passers-by could be seen slipping and falling as they tried […]

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Man In Yellow Coat Always Asked To Direct Cars In Parking Lots

John Zlotskerpan of Coshocton, Ohio was surprised when his wife bought him a bright yellow coat for Christmas two years ago. “I’ve always wanted a bright yellow winter coat,” he said. “And dang, if she wasn’t paying attention, because when I unwrapped the box that morning, there it was.” Mr. Zlotskerpan’s enthusiasm soon turned to […]

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Top 10 Beer Halls and Gardens In Columbus Ohio

Trinity Beer Gardens Trinity Beer Gardens rejuvenated the empty Trinity Church. Custom brews available include See The Light IPA and Laying Of The Hands Pale Ale.   Capitol Suds Company The former State house has been recreated as Capitol Suds Company. Top selling drafts include Filibuster Porter and Corruption Stout.   Academy Ale House This […]