Celebrating the Active Lifestyle

Why do marathons always have junk food at the end of the race?

“Sign up for the Healthy Health Heads Marathon next month when the area’s most active, healthy athletes will navigate this challenging course!

“They will be rewarded at the end with a victory tent with the area’s best bands, lots of gifts and swag, and the area’s top food vendors. They’ll feast on pepperoni pizza, double cheeseburgers, quadruple-fried fries, onion rings, Bar-B-Q, chocolate cake, salt-laden frozen dinners, pies, cookies, deep-fried smores, deep-fried cheese, triple-chili hot dogs, sugary coffee drinks..”

About Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.