Dog in the CVS Pharmacy

The dog stopped to sniff every item on the bottom shelves as we walked along the aisle at CVS Pharmacy. An man was talking on his cell phone as we neared.

“Wait a minute, honey,” he said into the phone. “THERE IS A DOG IN THE CVS!”

Several people looked over.

“YES, SOME GUY HAS A DOG IN THE CVS!” again he spoke into the phone with in a loud voice just short of yelling.

“HI DOGGIE!” he said to the dog.

“YES, HONEY, THE DOG IS INSIDE THE STORE! NO, ON THE INSIDE!”

He didn’t seem mad, just REALLY SURPRISED to see a dog in the pharmacy and HAD TO TELL HONEY so everyone inside a one block radius could hear.

I have no ending to this slice of life.

(Dogs are allowed in the store lol.)


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