Listen, you might feel good about cleaning the house, but the truth is you left a lot undone. Is this how you go through life — half-assing it? Well, cut it out and get these areas clean now.
Mop The Roof
Get up there with a mop and clean those roof shingles. What would your guests think?
Dust The Rafters in the Attic
Did you dust the rafters one by one? No? What’s the matter with you? You can’t keep taking shortcuts in life.
Sponge Off the Grass
Did you get up close to every blade of grass on the lawn and give them a nice sponging? Why not? Get out there and get to work.
Powerwash the Dog
Did you spray down the dog with a powerwash from the local car wash? It’s the only way that mutt is going to get clean.
Wipe Down The Underside of the Fridge
Did you lift the fridge with a jack and get under these with a damp cloth? Come on, friend, we all expect better of you.