Hey! Let me get the door!

That time you walked back from McDonald’s a mile away, cradling your dinner and a giant Diet Coke (oh, the irony) and somebody in your building jumps out of the shadows and says, “Hey, Let me get that door for ya!!” at which point you bobble your Diet Coke and it crashes all over the steps.

About Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.