At the races

It’s February in Ohio!

A promo for a local news weather team says, “Hey we are just like family members.”

Listen, i don’t need more family members. I’m trying to get away from my family members.

Do you really want a family member giving you the weather?

“Hey, Uncle Ned, what’s the weather?”

“It’s February in Ohio! It’s going to snow! Whaddyaexpect, ya dummy?”