Local Man Sets Aside Critical Thinking so Bebo Doesn’t Call Him a Wuss

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“Sure, it’s dangerous!” Bebo said to Red. “That’s why its fun!”

They gazed at Downtrodden Rocks, the imposing shoreline that featured the best surfing waves in three counties, as well as massive rocks that offer the promise of broken bones or more.

“I don’t know,” Red said. “We’re getting too old for this. I just got into grad school.”

“Pffft! Grad school? Listen to you. What happened to the guy that fought off the surfer gangs at Backbreaker Bay in high school?”

Red laughed, turned backed to the water and waded into the surf.

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