New Cruise Line Offers Authentic Pirate Experience on the High Seas

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Pirate Cruise Lines is a new cruise company offering a real pirate experience on the high seas. With one-week, two-week and one-month cruises available, Pirate Cruise Lines seeks to find a niche in the adventure cruise market.

“How many times can you go cruising in Alaska?” asked the President of the new company, Jacques Walktheplankistan.  “This line offers a new and exciting experience. There is a real danger you could die from starvation or from an accident on the ship, say falling off the mast. Plus the quarters are disgusting. For the right client, this is a great opportunity for fun and adventure.”

Cruises start at $10,000 and up.

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