Review: Duck Brand Neon Lime Green Duct Tape

Sure, you’ve used duct tape before, but have you ever used the neon lime green version?

Let me ask you this: have you ever been riding your bicycle home late at night wearing a dark-colored hoodie, dark jeans and dark shoes? No one can see you. An accident is more than likely.

But if you had wrapped your torso, arms, head and legs in neon lime green duct tape, motorists could see you coming from the next county.

Or have you ever been walking through a crowd, and people continually cut in front of you, jostle you or generally act as if you are not even there?

Those days are over when you wear a suit made of Duck Brand Neon Lime Green tape. You will cut a swath in front of you, people moving apart like Moses parting the Red Sea, and you will be able to move forward with confidence and clarity.

Or consider this scenario: let’s say you’re in a class, perhaps a freshman level class at college, and there are over 500 other students in the room. You want to get noticed so you can ask relevant questions, but you get lost in the sea of fresh shiny faces.

The solution is to mark your territory with this neon lime green tape, creating a visual attractor that will help the professor lock onto you and recognize your intellectual curiosity, reward you with good grades and promote you to teaching assistant after two weeks.

Here’s another situation. Let’s say you’ve been driving a 1969 Ford truck that is being held together by the rust that has covered its body.

You can ensure that your truck will last another 20 years, and get a low-cost auto body renovation by wrapping the entire vehicle in neon lime green duct tape. Your family will be amazed at the attention neighbors pay you when you drive down the street in your shiny new line green truck.

All of these things are possible from an inexpensive roll of this unbelievably valuable product. It is 15 yards long and 1.88 inches wide. Every single inch is the brightest neon lime green you’ve ever seen in your entire life on this planet.

Whatever you wrap with this effervescent product, you will attract a brightness, an aura around your being that will make you calmer, more vibrant and more alive than ever before.


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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.