Secret Yoga Poses to Blow the Minds Of those Yoga Snobs at the Gym

You know the types. Always coming in to the yoga studio at the gym with some new fangled pose they learned from a friend at work. Fear not, here are several secret yoga poses never before seen in the West.




Petrified Leg



Big Toe Tickler




Patty Cake



Break out one of these poses at your next yoga class. Tell them you learned them from your personal yogi who is a master of medieval Tantric tradition.

Tell me you won’t get invited to more parties after that.

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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.