Street Robber Tries To Steal Cell Phone From MMA Fighter; Begs For Life

This guy made a mistake when he tried to steal a phone from MMA fighter Monique Bastos on the streets of Brazil. After she put him in “the triangle” hold, he began to call for his mom, dad and probably any other relatives he has.

What can we learn from all this?

1. Ask the people you rob if they are MMA fighters.
2. If they say yes, believe them and go get a job.
3. If you don’t believe them, prepare a list of all your relatives you will cry out for when they put you in “the triangle.”