Trump’s State of the Union Address 2018 Review

Reactions to President Donald Trump’s 2018 State of the Union address are mixed throughout the world. Supporters praised the things he has accomplished in only one year on the job, while critics lambasted his “alternate reality.”

Speech Too Long

A common response from both sides was that the speech was too long. Kyle Myheadhurtsbadsky from Kansas said was a Trump supporter. He knew the speech was too long when “my cows turned off the TV in the barn just to get some sleep.”

American Strength

Joy Ihopehequitsthejob of North Carolina was comforted by Trump’s discussion on improving America’s strength. “Of course, Obama is at fault. He made us weaker than ever. We were down to 2 battleships, 5 tanks and a flotilla of guys dressed as rubber decks from the Doo Dah Parade. Sad.”

Open Guantanamo

In his latest effort to erase everything President did, Trump discussed a series of steps he has taken, including issuing an executive order to keep Guantanamo Bay open indefinitely. Kyle Teapartystan also liked Trump’s attack on Obama’s golf handicap, purportedly three strokes better than Trump’s. “Obama could not possibly be a five handicap,” Trump told the nation. “I’ve opened an investigative commission to learn the truth.”