Stupigance
Stupigance is a combination of stupidity and arrogance. I thought of this word to describe dumb drivers, but feel free
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
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Angstration
Angstration is when you are angry and frustrated at the same time.
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Uncomvegan – Ditzionary
Uncomvegan: when you are so uncommitted to a vegan diet you ruin your healthy quinoa salad with 52 Cantina Tostito
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Cookiestare
Those cookies you bought the other day are sitting in a bowl on top of the counter next to the
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Exerpromise
Each week you say you will begin exercising next week. You even check out exercise routines and weightlifting programs on
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Curryguess
The recipe said to add two teaspoons of curry powder. Rather than reach behind you and open the drawer to
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Cleanbotfinal
Bottled water is outrageously expensive. You have been refilling the same bottle over and over to avoid this cost. Unfortunately,
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Vitalizing
There are certain important things we each need on our person at all times. Vitalizing is a list you say
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Postbrushgret
You brush your teeth, enjoying the clean, fresh feeling. Unfortunately, you eat a meal or have a beverage shortly after
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Peetinue – DITZIONARY
Peetinue is when you are peeing and it continues to go on for much longer than you originally thought.
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Cougheezecough
Have you ever coughed halfway through a sneeze, which stuffs the sneeze out but makes you choke on the sudden
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