Unexpected Question Made Me Chuckle

So this happened. Driving through Skid Row in downtown Los Angeles a few nights ago, I asked a lady standing near her tent if she wanted the two brand-new, untouched pizzas I held out the window.

She said, “Is there a thousand dollars in them?”

“Uhhhh, no. But, they are brand new and still hot.”

“Okay, then,” she said and took them both.


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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.