Where Were You in the House When You Decided To Get a Divorce?

Young lady, which room of the house were you standing in when you finally had enough and decided to get a divorce?

 

Was this where you admitted to yourself he was a liar?

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How many nights passed staring at the ceiling realizing you married the wrong person?

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How many times did he tell you he loved you in this room, the jerk?

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Why can’t you spot these morons? Is there something wrong with you?

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Isn’t this the room your mother always told you to watch out for this guy — that she didn’t trust him?

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How come he was always on business trips when you were out with the girls? Hmmm….

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How many meals did you make for your family with devotion and love, only to find out he was getting side orders?

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Is this the room it dawned on you all the signs were there, well before you got married? Uh, huh.

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Ah, what the heck? Time to set up your computer in this room, get a Match.com account and start clicking profiles.

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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.