10 Amazing Things That Happened At a Wild Liquor Store Half-Price Sale

Police recently fired warning shots in the air to help break up a crowd outside a liquor store having a half-price sale. The scene was chaotic with a slew of amazing events taking place at the same time.

A man stood on the corner with a megaphone, yelling, “Jesus is coming! For half price on Kentucky Bourbon!”

One half of the crowd responded by chanting “O-H!” and the other half responded with “I-O!”

Donald Trump sent Mike Pence to do damage control by building a wall of beer cases around the sale bins.

Charlie Sheen called in to check if his online order was on the way.

The crowd starting throwing bottles and the Browns drafted 3 new quarterbacks.

U.S. special counsel Robert Mueller demanded all bottles of Russian vodka be held for evidence.

Nicky Minaj dropped a hit joint called, “Savin’ Dollars and Tossin’ Bottles” featuring guest appearances from Quavo, Migos, Cardi B, French Montana, the LA Chorale Group, Snoop, Tupac, Biggie, Logic, 21 Savage, Sway Lee, Post Malone, the Pope and LeBron James.

Spike Lee released a documentary on the incident blaming Reagan, George Bush, and Trump.

People began ripping down signs that said “Half Price on Half Pints!,” “Half Price run on our best rum!,” and “Save your pay for Tangueray!”

Matt Lauer and Bill O’Reilly took off their aprons and quietly snuck out the back.