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10 exciting new alternatives to “Love Island”

1. “Love State Fair”: Funnel cakes, Ferris wheels, and livestock competitions – where love is deep-fried and served on a stick.

2. “Love Waiting Room”: Doctor’s office or car repair shop, the anticipation and anxiety can really bring people together. Plus, you’ve already got something to talk about.

3. “Love Library Book Sale”: Cheap paperbacks and potential partners. The only thing better than finding a rare book is finding a rare match.

4. “Love Dog Groomer”: While Fido gets pampered, you might just find someone to fetch your heart.

5. “Love Farmer’s Market”: Fresh produce and fresher conversations. The perfect place to pick up more than just veggies.

6. “Love Planetarium”: Under the stars, with celestial bodies aligning, who needs an island when you have the universe?

7. “Love Bingo Hall”: B-4 you know it, you’ll be shouting “Bingo!” in love. Nothing like a little friendly competition to spark romance.

8. “Love Thrift Store”: Scavenging for second-hand treasures can lead to first-rate relationships. Plus, quirky outfits for date nights.

9. “Love Home Improvement Workshop”: DIY projects and potential partners. Building furniture and building connections, all in one go.

10. “Love Book Club”: Discussing plot twists and character arcs can lead to your own romantic subplot. Reading between the lines just got interesting.

From state fairs to thrift stores, love is hiding in the most unexpected places. Who needs an island when adventure (and romance) awaits around every corner?

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.