10 Lies Women Tell Guys For Fun and Profit

I love what you’ve done with this man cave.

You should drink more beer. It’s supposed to be healthy.

I always thought the Three Stooges were underappreciated.

Why don’t you wear more cargo pants? I love them on you!

My dog likes you. He just chewed your shoes into a billion pieces because he has ADHD.

The good thing about wearing basketball shoes with a suit is people know you are fun!

I agree – a handlebar moustache is jaunty.

Crocs with a Speedo? I can’t take you to the beach, the other girls would be fighting me for you!

We should quit our jobs and drive around the country in your old van.

My mother likes you. She yells like that to clear her lungs.